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| Angela Merkel aka Kingpin |
The EU is about to change its personnel, putting in place a new set of European Commissioners and Members of the European Parliament. This page gives you some of the top candidates (in the lingo: "Spitzenkandidaten") and the personalities likely to be in charge after the May 2014 elections. Some will be familiar, most less so. Relax Europe: you're in safe hands, er honest.
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Viviane Reding aka Hawkeye |
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| Joseph Daul aka Mojo |
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| Mario Draghi aka Prof. X |
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| Martin Schulz aka Spiderman |
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| Nigel Farage aka Bloke |
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| Godfrey Bloom aka Frankenstein's Monster |
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| Geert Wilders aka Hairball |
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| Marine Le Pen aka Revanche |
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| Dan Hannan aka Hindsight Lad |
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| Beppe Grillo aka Hypnohustler |
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| Viktor Orban aka Red Ghost |
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| David Cameron aka Bug |
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| Francois Hollande aka Captain America |
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| Christine Lagarde aka Husk |
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| Anders Fogh Rasmussen aka Iron Fist |
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| Pascal Lamy aka Patriot |
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| Nicolas Sarkozy aka Boomerang |
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| Mario Monti aka Flash Gordon |
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| Helle Thorning Schmidt aka Nebula |
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| Jose Zapatero aka Phantom |
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| Fredrik Reinfeldt aka Antman |
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| Dalia Grybauskaitė aka Asbestos Girl |
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| Alexander Stubb aka Joker |
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| Carl Bildt aka Thor |
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| Enda Kenny aka Dum Dum Duggan |
